LORD CONNOR OF THE CLAN
🔥🔥🔥"I sold my car for gems." - Connor, 2004
>>>>> TOWN HALL 99 DETECTED <<<<<
THE LEGEND OF CONNOR
Connor is not a man. He is a level 6 Wizard trapped in a suburban body. He has not showered since the Clan Games started. He communicates exclusively in "HEHEHEHA" sounds.
~ WHY HE IS OUR LEADER ~
- He tried to upgrade his microwave with a hammer (Builder logic).
- He eats raw ELIXIR SOUP for breakfast (it's actually just purple Gatorade and dish soap).
- He yells "HOG RIDERRRRRR" every time he enters a Walmart.
- He has 3 stars on every base, including his own birth certificate.
!!! DONATION POLICY !!!
CONNOR DEMANDS TROOPS.
If you donate a Wall Breaker, Connor will find you.
WE ONLY ACCEPT:
1. Electro Dragons (The spicy lizards)
2. PEKKAs (Mommy?)
3. More ELIXIR SOUP
STATUS: REQUESTING (30/30 SPACE)
CONNOR'S "UNBEATABLE" STRATEGIES
Do not question the methods. The 1-Star is part of the plan.
| THE WAR LOG | |
|---|---|
| THE STRAT | THE RESULT |
| "The Oops All Goblins" (200 Goblins, No Spells) |
0% Destruction (But got all the gold) |
| "The Wall Whisperer" (Only Wall Breakers) |
Walls destroyed. Connor cried. |
| "Drinking Elixir Soup" (IRL Strategy) |
Stomach ache. Town Hall still standing. |
SOUND OFF IN THE CHAT!!!
Current Clan Chat Status:
ConnorLeader: BRO DONATE PLS
ConnorLeader: BRO
xX_DarkSlayer_Xx: stop yelling
ConnorLeader: KICKED.
xX_DarkSlayer_Xx has been kicked by ConnorLeader
ConnorLeader: BRO
xX_DarkSlayer_Xx: stop yelling
ConnorLeader: KICKED.
xX_DarkSlayer_Xx has been kicked by ConnorLeader
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